Recently I’ve been appalled by the hate Aventus gets

Recently I’ve been appalled by the hate Aventus gets here and this is for the haters here.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Creed’s Aventus. The scent is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of applied experimental natural perfumery most of the notes will go over a typical sniffer’s head. There’s also Birch’s smoky aurora, which is deftly woven into scents characterisation- it’s personal philosophy draws heavily from Napoleon’s unbeatable wrath, for instance. The plebs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these notes, to realise that Aventus is not just the BEST- they say something deep about AROMA. As a consequence people who dislike Aventus truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the Black Currant in Aventus existential note breakdown “Smoky-Pineapple-BirchTar-Ambergris-Musky” which itself is a cryptic reference to Creed’s epic history of Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Olivier Creeds Sixth Generation and Erwin Creed Seventh Generation’s genius wit unfolds itself inside their nostrils. What fools.. how I pity them. ?
And yes, by the way, i DO have all the Holy Grail batches BNIB untouched. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kids ?


  1. Damien Stammers says:

    Always disappointing to see people acting superior, only to come across as having a chronic inferiority complex

  2. Nyni LeGrand says:

    So you need to be degreed to appreciate the olfactory nuance of a fragrance now? I haven’t smelled it…but if that is part of the requirements, I already do not like it. Is the wearer going to walk around with an IQ test for the people he encounters who cannot fully appreciate the intellectual depths of his scent of the day?
    LOL. Either way, made for a nice chuckle on a Monday morn. ??

  3. Guy Grisdale says:

    It’s a very common copy-paste from a Rock and Marty post. Someone actually wrote this about the show. He just injected Aventus instead of R&M.

  4. Abhijeet Bhediya says:

    Guy Grisdale do you mean Rick and Morty?

  5. Guy Grisdale says:

    Abhijeet Bhediya I mean…obviously. Fat fingering’s a thing.

  6. Daniel Joffe says:

    Meh I’ll give you a B- for the troll attempt.

  7. Deric Metzger says:

    Got a dollar that says this guy is a rick and morty fan.

  8. Yuri Walscharts says:

    I truely hope you are trolling us otherwise i feel very sorry for your narrow view on the world

  9. Lëah Dolly Davies says:

    6/10 for the edit of the copypasta. 3/10 for the trolling attempt.

  10. Sandu Razvan says:

    Wow. Havent seen such a bad post in a loong time. Disconsidering people’s intelligence based on personal tastes is something else, I gotta give it to you mate.
    Seems like you had an epiphany last night and woke up thinking Creeds Aventus is the only scent with a story behind and thus being the holy grail. I hate to break it to you but most Indie companies have a backstory to each scent , some of them creating far more complex and intricate scent than Aventus. Heck, there are a number of indie perfumers who perfectly reproduce the aura of certain personalities, capture the scent of a place or a moment with amazing artistry, using quality perfume oils, daring to experiment never tried before composition. There are quite a bit of sides to perfumery that you havent had a chance to grasp yet, it seems.
    Being a fanboy of a certain thing doesnt give you the right to put etiquette on people.s heads just because they dont match your tastes.
    This post showed the nature of your true character. I suggest working on that aspect and forget about sharing your narrow minded views. Have a nice day man.

  11. Marci Szigeti says:

    Lamest trolling attempt ever.

  12. Curtis Valero says:

    It’s entertaining. Hopes that what he was going for.

  13. Guy Grisdale says:

    How do people not know this is THE most common copy-paste comment on the interwebz?? It’s from a Rick and Morty post.

  14. Daniel Wurz says:

    Most aventus hate is just people playing.

  15. Brandon Baros says:

    This went over so many peoples head lmao

  16. Michael Hussey says:

    It was the “scent is extremely subtle” part where I knew something was up!

  17. Sandu Razvan says:

    You got some of us, ill admit, but wouldnt be surprised if someone actually shared those views. ?

  18. Chrissy Barber says:

    Well aren’t you delightful?

  19. Jon Brooks says:

    Your comments are a personal opinion. I’ve invested in Aventus since 2012 and the truth is it’s just a sham of batch variations.

  20. クリアベル オベロン says:

    There is nothing natural in Aventus. It’s not natural perfumery.

  21. Gabriel Rodriguez says:

    I’ll give a C+ for effort. I do love me some Aventus though ??

  22. Michael DeFiore says:

    More fragrance shitposting please

  23. Jason Dean says:

    You’ll never be Ken Williams.

  24. Dante Alighieri-Mvula says:

    Click bait. Move along nothing to see here

  25. Dante Alighieri-Mvula says:

    Genius IQ can’t tell the difference between personal and personnel ?

  26. Conor James Barclay says:

    I can smell the Cheeto dust and greasy fedora from here, gentlesir.

  27. Nando Medina says:

    Brags about aventus. Hasn’t been informed that CDNIM exists.

  28. Jon Brooks says:

    CDNIM is the real deal bro. I have actually enjoyed wearing it.

  29. Kristopher Duschen says:

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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